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Jolts of electricity, shoot through your anal-muscle causing contractions. The tapered center lets your sphincter-muscle close in tightly around the device. [Tens unit sold separately]
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Wednesday, February 19, 2003
Letters to a dildo:
Your letters, our answers - from a dildo.
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Dear Dildo,
I'm curious how often this site is updated. Daily?
John Fredmyer
jfredmyer@hotmail.com
Dear J. Fredmyer,
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Dear Dildo,
I take issue with this site and it's artcile about (insert subject article here) I think that many members of the Catholic church would be more than happy to discover more about (insert article subject here) and how it would relate to themselves in the modern world. Please consider this the next time you write about (insert article subject here).
Jack Ass
jackass@hotmail.com
Dear J. Ass,
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Dear Dildo,
Am I mistaken or is this particular column a put-on because the site which I'm writing to has only been up on the web for 5-minutes, and the odds of getting this many letters instantly and replying to them is virtually impossible, so the reason this stuff is here in the first place is for filler-purposes?
Wilt Chamberlin
Wilt@yahoo.com
Dear W. Chamberlin,
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The Doomsday Clock
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