How does that thing talk?
- Classmate, Greeley CO. 04/21/1987:1137pm(MST)

In our previousEpisode we showed how the Ünants talk - and why flimsy jaw construction might make for some serious problems as the Ünants attempt to compensate for the incensant babble and banter of the very dead human race. Machines don't need to produce audible speech for each other - so they've never quite perfected some of the hardware that would sustain it. Not just vocal reproduction mind you - but the whole facinating art of moving lips at such rapid successon that Tom Brokov is still regarded by a large segment of the Ünant population with the same admiration a juggler would be to people who drop their pencils regularly.

-Montgomery (Monty) Gabrys - Who talks just like this after too much coffee.

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